Getting Out Of Andorra!

You would think that getting out of Andorra which is a little blip on the border of France and Spain is an easy job but with French Border Patrol on one side and Spanish Border Patrol on the other side and quoting me new found Andorran friend who could not speak a word of english, "Eef yew are wunted mann, day wull cutch yew whun yew leeest expict iit".

He didn't say this, that is actually what he wrote down because I could not understand a fucking word he said. So after receiving this intel, I decided that this was going to be harder than I had imagined so I had to use my imagination. First up was disguise that Jackie picked, I felt that it could of worked but once I hit the Andorran chill, I could understand why girls wear leggings and tights.

So that was not going to work and I really needed to get back to Barcelona so we hit the shops in Andorra to get more creative ensuring that I would cross the border safely especially while trying to bring 1000 Benson and Hedges cigarettes back over the border, haha.

I tried on numerous costumes, I picked my favourite 2 but Jackie reckoned I would never get away with it!

Me getting my cigarettes!!

While browsing around for all these disguises in Andorra, I came across another very well known fugitive who is on the run and is certainly happy when ever anyone sees him. I cannot even dream of ever being as well know as this fugitive, he has reached heights of fame or should I say infamousness across the globe and to meet him today was just a pure delight. He just waved to me without a care in the world.

So after seeing Mich and trying on all the disguises i thought were good but definitely would not fool the Spanish "la policia".

So it was back to the room for me and Jackie and after smoking a lot of Benson and Hedges and doing a lot of costume and disguise research on the internet, we finally came up with a plan that would not fail but in order for it to work, I had remembered watching my favourite film "Oceans 11" and remembered the little Chinese guy and BOOM! it had to work, Jackie had to put all the cigarettes into one bag to take that heat from me at the border check point.

Needless to say it did not fail to work and it fooled the "la policia" with ease, mind you it was a very bumpy ride and I was thrown from side to side in the luggage department but we managed to get across the border, yes all of us, me, Jackie and the cigarettes.

So I got to Barcelona in the end and I am here just chilling like I am the king of my castle.

Being on the run is not as easy as it looks so I have decided to start up a "Fugitive Fund".Just leave me a comment and I'll let you know how to contact me and donate some money to help me stay on the run. It will also go to good things like sending me down to Pamplona to get chased by the bulls, I heard they are faster than pigs so I should have no problem outrunning them.

Stay tuned for daily updates.

Peace Out!!